Hollywood Undead – El urgencia 0

(Funny man)
Six pack in hand
Stage dive to the pit
Hustle the ladies
Got gorilla tactics
I'm creepin through the show
And I'm scanning for hoes
Girls got a bag of slippers
Wanna do the no no
Yeah I'm back to the bus
It's the end of the night
Yeah back to the bus
And get out of my life
Cuz I got people to see
Hoes as freaky as me
I roll into the after party with my boy Charles P (Sup Funny!)
Picked up a few friends
Now I'm dippin with bitches
Slapped the bitch to my right
I said click it or ticket
Girl feeling my ride
Now she's getting suspicious
This a brand new Miata
As I'm Hittin Them Switches
I ride behind Charlie
As he's poppin a wheelie
I finally made it to the party
Now he's coppin a feely
See Da Kurlzz out front doing tricks on his Heely's (oh no)
Now I'm gonna get down yelling somebody beer me

So chug this beer with me
Get drunk with Charlie Scene
Sense this urgency
Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone
So smoke this joint with me
Get high off Funny's weed
Sense this urgency
Cause I ain't tryna get high alone

(Charlie Scene)
I roll up to the party in my Honda
Funny followed me in his Mazda Miata
Damn what a balla
Top down what a primadonna
The spinners that he bought
are straight outta auto zone for 30 dollas
Money we have nada
Lets go inside i'll folla
They didn't let us in
So we hopped a wall
but I dropped ya
Thats when I lost ya
I didn't try to call ya
I ran into a crowd of Celebrity's and Papa
razzi and they shot up
Pictures of me and Dennis Hoppa
Now I needa docta
Yo little John
your Crunk juice and Vodka
Is turning me into a monsta
One more shot and imma gon-ah
(Funnyman- But Charlie's (???) (???) Stick your dick in the salsa)
I don't want no drama
I'd rather have my anaconda
Deep throated by Piranhas

So take these pills with me
Got'em from J-D-O-G
Sense this urgency
Cause I don't wanna get high alone
So take this Ecstasy
They must be J-3-T's
Sense this urgency
Cause I ain't trya get down alone

(Talking)
Ay who's going to the rave tonight huh?
ay we'll see the girls there it'll be rave poppin
ah oralle fool
hey who wants to get pussy?

So chug this beer with me
Get drink with Charlie Scene
Sense this urgency
Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone
So smoke this joint with me
Get high off Funny's weed
Sense this urgency
Cause I ain't tryna get high alone
(I got the fuckin' munchies bitch!)
(I'm paranoid as a motherfucker right now!)

I'M FUCKING HORNY NOW!