Eminem feat. D12 – My Band 0

[Eminem]
I don't know dude, I think everyone's all jealous and shit,
Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude,
And I think everybody's got a fuckin' problem with me dude,
And they need to take it up with me after the show,

[Chorus - Eminem]
Because
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Eminem]
So I get offstage right, drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my names Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby"
And they're all like "Oh my God it's him!, Becky oh my fucking God it's Eminem!, I swear to fucking God that you fucking rock, please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
'cause they're back on stage the next night with me
"Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me"
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
This rockstar shit is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me b 'cause b

[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Bridge - Eminem]
My band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my baaaaaaaaand, my band baby (alright, it's mine dude! give it's mine! aah! ow! dude!)

[Swift]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you?
Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph youse a liar
And nah I'm Swift
(Oh I thought you were Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
Cause our shit is lookin' smaller then like a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did is read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm all intact trying to get on the map
Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back

[Kuniva and Kon Artist]
K: Look at him little punk-ass thinking he the shit
KA: Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips
K: Hey I thought we had an interview with D.J. Clue
[Eminem] No I had an interview, not you two
K: You gonna be late for sound-check
KA: Man I ain't going to sound-check
And our mikes is screwed up
And his always sound best
You know where I'm at, I'ma say somethin'
Hey, yo Em
[Eminem] You got something to say?
KA: Man nothing
K: I thought you was about to tell him off man, what's up?
KA: Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up
KA: And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew
K: Man I was about to talk right after you
KA: Aw man whatever
I swear, I swear man

[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Proof]
They say the lead singers rock but the group is not
Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Hey yo what's-)
Ready to snap on a dumb-ass fan
Every time I hear "Hey dude I love your band!"
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play